Jan 282012
> DPP: Get bitten, grow extra legs. Fail to climb up wall anyway.
Your EXTRA LEGS seem to be mostly VESTIGIAL, and kind of just get in the way. You’re pretty sure you have the SPECIALIZED HAIRS spiders use to climb walls growing on your hands, but you’re equally sure that they can’t support the weight of a FULL SIZED HUMAN. What a useless piece of crap!
> GENCOLAMD: BITE the IRRADIATED SPIDER.
You CONSUME your own creation since he has outlived his usefulness, as is proper. You don’t think it has any sort of mechanical effect, besides killing the creature, but you couldn’t stand to have your BEAUTIFUL CREATIONS leave you! Now he’ll be part of you forever!
> AJ: Oppress yourself.
He already is! He’s CHAINED to his OPPRESSION THRONE and gives himself TWENTY LASHES whenever he seems to be SLACKING OFF.
He realizes that a lot of his OPPRESSIONS seem to involve WHIPPING. He makes a MENTAL NOTE to try and get more varied OPPRESSIONS.
Sorry for the long break in updates. It’s pretty much entirely my fault – got suddenly hit with some Real Life stuff that, while not terrible, is taking somewhat longer to resolve than I initially thought. Next week looks to be spotty as well, but I’ll do what I can.
- averagejoe
In the meantime i’ll try to whip something up instead for you. A sidestory in the vein of the Showdown, except with pretty pictures. *swings pompoms for AJ* Rah rah!
- ‘chevsky