Hey there. You might have noticed how updates have suddenly become very sporadic around here. (Like once a week, which is effin’ terrible.) This is due to AJ being busy with school and me being busy with other drawing related projects (because i like money), so even the side stories are a bit slow to update currently. Sorry about that, folks. >_>
So i guess what i’m trying to communicate here is: Be patient! We’ll be back to form in no time! (Or next month; whichever comes faster.) o/
PS: I can’t even come up with filler currently. Anyone got ideas what to do in the meantime? <_<
> GencolaMD: Find your Medium-Giant Octopus so that you can consume your creation.
Your CONCOCTION wears off, and you and DOOMPUTTPUTT are now two separate characters again!
Consuming your MEDIUM-GIANT OCTOPUS is tremendously important! You don’t know how you could have been so careless as to run away without even thinking about that! You try to figure out how to DOUBLE BACK to the place you just ran away from without going through the CAT PERSON you just spent resources evading!
> DPP: Find your SHITTY LEGS. You might need them someday!
You… you don’t know. GENCOLAMD is probably just going to try to eat them if you do. And then he might try to eat you or something!
While running, the two of you come across a pair of BLUNDERBUSS ROGUES shooting at a WALL. You quickly order them to attack the CAT PERSON while you run past!
> AJ: Oppress everyone by temporarily removing all class abilities!
Ah, what the hell? He’s been meaning to try some NON-WHIPPING OPPRESSION anyways. His OPPRESSION TOWER sends its BIOTECHNOSTEAMMANTIC PULSE across the land, making everyone temporarily the NORMALGUY class, possibly the worst class ever to come out of GENGAME! He laughs while lightning strikes in the background.
> DPP/GencolaMD: If you move fast enough you should be able to get past this guy without him having a chance to attack. So whip up/out something to make you go really fast.
GENCOLAMD uses his last BIOMANTIC CONCOCTION to fuse himself and DOOMPUTTPUTT into some bizarre AMALGAMAN with abilities SLEIGHTLY GREATER than that of a SINGLE PERSON!
You equip a GAS BLOATED PSEUDOPOD that GENCOLAMD had BIOMANCED and use it to spring swiftly past the CAT PERSON PLAYER. However the PSEUDOPOD only has a small amount of GAS, and the CAT PERSON quickly gives chase!
> MEDIUM-GIANT OCTOPUS: Handle it anyway.
That’s the plan! You take an ACORNOOMBA in each LEG, easily squeezing the life out of all of them! CARD GAMES GUY retreats, but your SOFT FLESHY BODY easily crushes METAL WALLS before you! CARD GAMES GUY reaches the TRANSFORMINATOR, who begins to MOVE…