You find that you are a normal PERSON sitting in their ROOM at home; this helps to reinforce your faith in the GENERAL ORDER OF THE UNIVERSE, since that is what you have been for the past few hours and, until you decide to STAND UP and WALK again, it is all you ever will be. You are supposed to be engaged in STUDYING, but you’ve mostly been engaged in JUST DICKING AROUND ONLINE, though you recently transitioned to REAL-TIME TEXT-BASED COMMUNICATION. You don’t even really know where your SCHOOLBOOKS are, and to find them you’d have to confront the ALL POWERFUL CLUTTER, praise Him, so trying at all seems kind of pointless and lame. Exits EAST and WEST.
You suddenly stop being the PERSON who calls themselves BeaverStyleKungFu while chatting online and start being YOURSELF again. After overcoming the SHOCK and BODY HORROR caused by this event, you feel an ALL-PERVASIVE PRESENCE that seems to be urging you to REPLY and VOTE on the issue brought up at the end of the conversation you just had. You get the feeling that you will be asked to VOTE a few more times, but you also feel like after that the statements you REPLY with will be subject not to POPULARITY, but to the whims of an increasingly BITTER and SADISTIC entity whose CRUELTY, LUST FOR POWER, and TENDENCY TO USE PLURAL PRONOUNS AS GENDER NEUTRAL SINGULAR PRONOUNS is legendary. Though it seems increasingly pointless in a world where some AUTOCRATIC JUSTICAR can just seize complete despotic control, you strive to keep the FLAME OF DEMOCRACY burning strong in the hopes that it might someday end the DARK TIMES that lie ahead.