GM: Time to kick ass and take names!
SS: MOAR FIRE!
SF: The COLORS! The COLORS! Get them away from me!
PB: Release GRAPPLE and behold what you have wrought.
Undead: Let forth a MOAN of HUNGER for fresh flesh!
FH: THE SCREAMING PINK BUNNY COWS HAVE INDULGENTLY FLOWN THE MASSIVE MULE FLY ON THE SCREEN OF ELDER SKY PONIES! THROW THE MELTING FLAME SCREEN INTO THE RIVER OF PAIN UNTIL THE OLD CHAIN OF GODS CAN BIND YOUR COIL!
PB: Note that the Green Thin Concoction is mislabeled mind poison. Save it for later anyway because we can’t go through too many resources in the first room.
I think that would end up changing the potions effect considering Unlabeled actually seems to be an effect descriptor. Eh its bound to create hilarity either way.
And authors, will this sub-comic continue if the first crawl ends badly; potentially including OP building new parties and what not?
Surprisingly, nobody has been seriously wounded/disabled, with the special exception of the farmhand. This is going pretty well so far. Assuming these undead don’t have 50+ hit points or something.
GM: Stay on guard to prevent chaos.
SS: Try something else.
Farmhand: Go crazy, do something insane.
SF: Become omniscient. See everything; EVERYTHING. -2 Ego
GM: Time to kick ass and take names!
SS: MOAR FIRE!
SF: The COLORS! The COLORS! Get them away from me!
PB: Release GRAPPLE and behold what you have wrought.
Undead: Let forth a MOAN of HUNGER for fresh flesh!
Somehow, I knew something like that would happen. And I like the reference to PB’s strength stat.
GM: Punch out the Undead hordes!
SF: Punch out self.
SS: Use up all of your spells and become WORTHLESS!
PB: Use SF as a battering ram to single-handedly wipe out the Undead!
Better yet…
SF: Time to name ass and take kicks!
Farmhand: Grow crablike exoskeleton and pincers due to negative sanity.
(Yup, going for farmhand as eldritch horror from beyond Basingstoke)
This should be our trump card, he’s a useless farmhand when he’s sane, but a kickgen elderich abombinaition when insane.
NOBODY IS NORMAL! :D
FH: THE SCREAMING PINK BUNNY COWS HAVE INDULGENTLY FLOWN THE MASSIVE MULE FLY ON THE SCREEN OF ELDER SKY PONIES! THROW THE MELTING FLAME SCREEN INTO THE RIVER OF PAIN UNTIL THE OLD CHAIN OF GODS CAN BIND YOUR COIL!
And that my freinds is the sound of insanity.
Best read in the voice of the Ultimate Warrior. :D
I could get behind this…
PB: Note that the Green Thin Concoction is mislabeled mind poison. Save it for later anyway because we can’t go through too many resources in the first room.
PB: Start labeling your potions from now on.
I think that would end up changing the potions effect considering Unlabeled actually seems to be an effect descriptor. Eh its bound to create hilarity either way.
And authors, will this sub-comic continue if the first crawl ends badly; potentially including OP building new parties and what not?
Yep. I fully expect people to die. And so does OP. This is a GenLike, after all. ;)
Hopefully no TPKs though. You at least want continuity between parties, after all.
Hurray Dungeon Recruitment! All the guides say that best heroes are recruited, not made! :D
Surprisingly, nobody has been seriously wounded/disabled, with the special exception of the farmhand. This is going pretty well so far. Assuming these undead don’t have 50+ hit points or something.
> GM: TURQUOISE FLYING KICK!