> GencolaMD: Find your Medium-Giant Octopus so that you can consume your creation.
Your CONCOCTION wears off, and you and DOOMPUTTPUTT are now two separate characters again!
Consuming your MEDIUM-GIANT OCTOPUS is tremendously important! You don’t know how you could have been so careless as to run away without even thinking about that! You try to figure out how to DOUBLE BACK to the place you just ran away from without going through the CAT PERSON you just spent resources evading!
> DPP: Find your SHITTY LEGS. You might need them someday!
You… you don’t know. GENCOLAMD is probably just going to try to eat them if you do. And then he might try to eat you or something!
While running, the two of you come across a pair of BLUNDERBUSS ROGUES shooting at a WALL. You quickly order them to attack the CAT PERSON while you run past!
> AJ: Oppress everyone by temporarily removing all class abilities!
Ah, what the hell? He’s been meaning to try some NON-WHIPPING OPPRESSION anyways. His OPPRESSION TOWER sends its BIOTECHNOSTEAMMANTIC PULSE across the land, making everyone temporarily the NORMALGUY class, possibly the worst class ever to come out of GENGAME! He laughs while lightning strikes in the background.
Funny. I was just going to suggest something about the Blunderbuss Rogues.
GencolaMD: Stumble across the SHITTY LEGS, and use them to bash in the walls.
Medium-Giant Octopus: Run into DPP.
DPP: Run into the Medium-Giant Octopus.
BLUNDERBUSS ROGUES: Search for the CAT PERSON. Find only NORMAL GUYS.
Medium-Giant Octopus: As your the result of a class feature stop existing.
DPP: Start killing rogues you run into, after all it strengthens you and deprives the enemy of valuable experience. Save the trickery for when they try and gain control of their stronghold (which they obviously haven’t done do to the plethora of rogues).
GencolaMD: Start mapping the place? Might be a good idea.
> NORMAL GUY: Perform dual attack with NORMAL GUY against NORMAL GUY!
BBR: Find TARGET “CAT-PERSON”. ERROR! “CAT-PERSON” is a NORMAL GUY! RECLASSIFY NORMAL GUYS as TARGETS. Your RADAR detects two additional NORMAL GUYS RUNNING AWAY behind you! You better completely forget the NORMAL GUY in front of you and go attack those two!