> Normal Guys: Act Normal so that nobody suspects anything.
You use your ULTIMATE NORMAL SPECIAL ABILITY, EVERYBODY BE COOL. It immediately forces all NORMAL GUYS in the game to BE COOL.
All NORMAL GUYS have their MOVE SPEED halved, and are unable to make ATTACKS.
NORMAL GUY becomes unable to perform BITE ATTACKS against the MEDIUM-GIANT OCTOPUS. Internally he RAGES, but externally he is completely COOL.
> Random Encounters: Revel in good fortune.
You immediately pursue the INEXPLICABLY SOFT, SLOW, and SQUISHY MEAT! NORMAL GUY takes 5 damage, and NORMAL GUY takes 6!
MEDIUM-GIANT OCTOPUS immediately goes after NORMAL GUY! However, neither of them have a LAND SPEED faster than a BRISK WALK, so the ENCOUNTER is a STALEMATE!
> All players: Use out of game chat tools/utilities to setup password/gesture arrangements with team to avoid clobbering each other.
All teams CHAT with each other, using that combined with VISUAL CUES to figure out which NORMAL GUY everyone is. You pass out SHIRTS made to look like the SPORTS UNIFORMS of your favorite GENCORP SPORTSBALL TEAM so everyone can tell each other apart.
Since everyone is still being forced to BE COOL, there is a temporary CESSATION OF HOSTILITIES, an event nearly unprecedented in a GENGAME!
> All players: Figure out what just happened.
#36 OF THE GENCORP GENERICS BUDDY STRATOSPHERE wonders aloud what’s going on. #07 OF THE GENCORP GENERICIANS TOMMY MEGAVOLT says that he’s heard about stuff like this before, when one of the game’s MERCINARY FACTIONS ended up being a TERRIBLE EVIL OVERLORD of some sort. #902 OF THE GENCORP GENERICS JACK SALVO says that TOMMY MEGAVOLT is full of crap, and that’s the sort of warped reasoning he’d expect from an ENEMY TEAM MEMBER.
Things continue for awhile in this manner.
> AJ: Oppress everyone by leveling them up, making everyone’s enemies more powerful!
That may be the MOST EVIL plan you’ve thought of yet! Yes, everyone will COWER in fear of their NEWLY POWERFUL ENEMIES! You use your BOOK OF CURSES to cast the FATAL FOES CURSE on EVERYONE!
All PLAYERS and MONSTERS gain one LEVEL!
The FATAL FOES CURSE has exceeded the game’s OPPRESSION LIMITS. The game clears its most antecedent OPPRESSION to make room.
NORMAL GUY #45 OF THE GENCORP GENERITRONS STEVE SMITH becomes the player BEAVER STYLE KUNG FU! He was WALKING BRISKLY away from a RED HERRING firing an AUTOMATIC ASSAULT MUSKET at him! However, his TELEKINESIS now fully powered, he TELEKINESISES the TRIGGER so that the gun won’t FIRE!
Everyone: Take a moment to examine your new class features.
Well played. Well played.
Umm… can’t think of anything better so;
Plot and or time: Advance forward.
AJ: Research methods of removing oppression limits. After all they are kind of oppressive themselves, and your the only one allowed to be oppressive.
Thinking about it more I think I could give some better commands if I had a roll call of named entities and what situations they are currently in. So…
Story: Recap events.